Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What does winter fat turn into?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?