What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
When do cows get tired?