What did the shower say to the toilet?
You look a bit flushed.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What animal floats best?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
How long do chickens work?