What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where is the coldest place to work?