What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why do cats love to work?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's red and smells like blue paint?