What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do cows say on NYE?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?