What did the beaver say to the tree?
Been nice gnawing you.
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What animal loves Indian food?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you make a bear really angry?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is the color of the wind?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?