Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are trees always so positive?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What British bugs are the best singers?