What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?