What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?