What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the noisiest food?
Why was the math book sad?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What's the holiest insect?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?