What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?