What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
A bobcat.
What British bugs are the best singers?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call an animal pop star?