What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did you learn in school today, son?