What did autumn say to summer?
Make like a tree and leave!
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?