Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do animals blend into the desert?