Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What is the tallest building in the world?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What animal loves Indian food?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?