Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
They can tell when there is a paw-sibility of rain!
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?