How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do insects learn at school?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?