How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Hiss and herss.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What dogs are always lying to you?
How much money does a skunk have?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?