What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What part of a football field is never the same?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?