Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why do math teachers love March?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Where do milkshakes come from?
How does a cow do math?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Where do actors go to pray?