What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the broom late for school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?