What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How are teens like cats?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?