What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do you grill cheese?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?