How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of music do planets like?
How are teens like cats?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?