Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Where does breakfast live?
How are teens like cats?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?