What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What is the color of the wind?
How do birds threaten one another?