Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?