What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
I broke my finger!
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?