What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?