Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
How do you wash a lamb?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's black and white and red all over?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?