I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why are baseball games at night?