What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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