Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which big cat loves to drive?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the most determined bird?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?