Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did summer say to spring?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?