What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?