Board Game With A Twist
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the confused bee say?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?