Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
He was looking for a good reaction.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?