Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What did one plate say to the other?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do insects learn at school?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?