Why was the math book sad?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?