What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is the smallest lion?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where do birds go to drink?
How do you grill cheese?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
How do you compliment a cat?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?