What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Cinco de Mayo.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What fairy loves to count?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?