What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a pig thief?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.