My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?