What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What time of day was Adam created?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do you call siblings who love math?
When does a horse talk?