What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What kind of bird can write?