Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?