What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
The cashew!
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Families are like fudge.
What event do spiders love to attend?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What animal loves Indian food?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?