What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Cobbler.
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is the loneliest cheese?