What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?