Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you call a short cow?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?