How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Which former US President was always cold?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why are cause and effect so close?