How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What condiment has wings?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the snake cross the road?