What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a dog in space?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?