How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?