How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?