Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?