When do mice play every day?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the frog starve?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
