Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did Harry Potterâ„¢ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where would you put an injured insect?