How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why was the bee sad?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do T-Rexes shop?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?