Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
They all had boogie fever!
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What style of music weighs the most?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
When does a horse talk?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do hurricanes see?