Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What table can you never sit at?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?