Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is the strongest animal?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What animal has the most fun?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?