How can you make 7 even?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why was the bud so shy?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What's a forklift?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?