What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you call two birds in love?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?