What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What does winter fat turn into?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?