My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why do cats love to work?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How do you get straight A's?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?