Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?