What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the fish so smart?
What car can't keep a secret?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?