Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What type of car do planets buy?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the Dorito say to his son?