Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why was the spider so smart?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?