Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?