What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's a cow's favorite music note?