Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What does a dog say before eating?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where does a camper keep his money?