What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call lending money to a bison?