What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
How is cat food sold?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?