What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you give a sick lemon?