What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
A La-Z-Boy®.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?