What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Roller coasters.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?