Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?