Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why was the horse so happy?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?