What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the mama goat say to her child?