What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Do dads always snore?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?