What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do fish do at parades?
How do you care for a sick bird?