Which bird would make a great farmer?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why was the cow afraid?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?