Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?