Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do stars go to college?
Which state has the best streets?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's the politest month?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?