Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do fleas travel?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?