How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?