How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What is the emptiest holiday?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Where do German dogs sleep?