How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Squeaky clean.
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?