What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call an arctic cow?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call the pig that does karate?