What do you eat on July 5th?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Where do horses reside?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do pigs do over the summer?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What animal always goes to heaven?