What did the icy road say to the truck?
Which bug is related to you?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?