Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What tea do footballers drink?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.