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What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?