What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?