What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
A hiker.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Which bug is related to you?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?