What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?