What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
When does a horse talk?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?