Which state has the best streets?
Rhode Island.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
It's Crowded!
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?