My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?