My friend David had his ID stolen.
He's just Dav now.
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why do bees gossip?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What is another name for a cow?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What fish only swims at night?