Why was the musician arrested?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which relative loves rice?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the wolf say to the flea?