What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the cow afraid?
A book just fell on my head.
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What bird is always sad?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?