What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?