What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How does a penguin build its house?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why was the dog overweight?