What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?