What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Both do hat tricks.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?