What did the sick chicken say?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Who invented fractions?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Someone stole my mood ring!